9 Funny Signs We Found in Thailand

Travelling is often a culture shock, and this can be particularly obvious when reading signs dotted around the country you’re visiting.

Some are just down to a language barrier, but most highlight the very different problems people face in the country you’re in.

And some are just downright hilarious!

Here are some of the funniest signs we saw on our trip around Thailand….

You can have my Scottish Terrier, even my durian, but you ain’t ever taking my balloons!

Funny Signs Thailand Metro — *Seen on Bangkok Metro*

“Honestly babe, one minute I was complementing his antlers, next minute this guy went full on Chuck Norris”.

Funny signs Thailand, Deer — *Seen in Khao Yai National Park*

GO ON. I Dares Ya.

Funny Thailand Signs, Grand Palace — *Seen at the Grand Palace, Bangkok*

If you think they’re scary, you should see the lollipop lady.

Those damn, dirty apes.

Funny signs in Thailand, Monkeys — *Seen in a hotel in Lopburi*

Lego just ain’t as fun as it used to be.

Funny Signs of Thailand, Bricks of Ayutthaya — *Seen in Ayutthaya Historical Park*

You can take the boy out of Essex….

Funny signs of Thailand, Essex Boys — *Seen at the entrance of Khao Yai National Park*

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9 Funny Signs We Found in Thailand

You can have my Scottish Terrier, even my durian, but you ain’t ever taking my balloons!